Penis titties.

Fart on my dick.

Just kidding.

I love my girlfriend.

Hey

You know what's great about working through the weekend & having no social interaction w/ anyone ever, because of my job and the shift I work?

Waking up Monday morning, and unlike most people, deciding that at 6am it's totally okay to go to the store and buy a couple Four Lokos for yourself. That's what!

-b.walker*

I'm tired of everything and everyone that currently surrounds me. I'm waiting for the day I am able to escape this all; to start new.

Moses, with the help of the hand of God, parted the Red Sea of Lies and Made Up Fairy Tale Bullshit.

Att: Haters, Conspiracy Theorists and assholes,

You've got to be a real sour cunt to be unhappy that the majority of people are happy tonight/today about something you probably criticized America for taking to long to do. It's done. Moving forward, as we all do, yea there's still an astronomical amount of shit to accomplish, but this was a giant ass victory in so many ways. So... shutting your goddamn mouth for 1-2 days would be greatly fucking appreciated.

America, fuck yeah! Suck your mother's dick.

Suck your own dick.